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BgeneRation X; The funniest Trio on The Planet
All of the following skits and conversations have been copy, and pasted from actual American Online Instant Messages.
In Some Cases: The victim's screennames have been changed for their protection. Unless we don't like them.
The following Skits are Copywritten by BSpotmusic.com, and are an official skit of:
Are you ready?
I said... Are you ready?
Then... For the thousands in attendance.
And for the millions watching at home.
LLLets get ready to suck iiiiiiittttttt!
The first Member of BX:
"Y2R" Rick - His Alias'; Abercrombie115/YourCelebrity.
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Hitme1 [9:50 PM]: stop interruptin me dancin to sometimes, lol
Abercrombie115 [9:51 PM]: your dancin?
Abercrombie115 [9:51 PM]: groovin?
Abercrombie115 [9:51 PM]: gettin your boogie on?
Abercrombie115 [9:51 PM]: gettin jiggy?
Abercrombie115 [9:51 PM]: doin the two step?
Abercrombie115 [9:51 PM]: the hootchie koo?
Abercrombie115 [9:52 PM]: the twist?
Abercrombie115 [9:52 PM]: the beebop?
Abercrombie115 [9:52 PM]: the jig?
Abercrombie115 [9:52 PM]: the brooklyn bounce?
Hitme1 [9:52 PM]: the sometimes dance
Abercrombie115 [9:52 PM]: sometimes?
Abercrombie115 [9:52 PM]: not all the time?
Abercrombie115 [9:52 PM]: only when the sun shines?
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GypsyFire216 [9:36 PM]: excuse me!
Abercrombie115 [9:37 PM]: what are you wearin, toot of the looms?
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Hitme1 [9:39 PM]: not to you ;-)
Abercrombie115 [9:39 PM]: why are you winking at me? do you like me? do i turn you on? am i cute? do you want me? do you think i like you? maybe you have something in you eye? a dust particle? some dirt? a bug? tears? salt? allergies?
Hitme1 [9:40 PM]: i dont want you sorry
Abercrombie115 [9:40 PM]: who do you want then?
Hitme1 [9:40 PM]: why does it matter to you?
Abercrombie115 [9:41 PM]: i wanna know. i want you to tell me. i'd like to be in the know. i want the info. i'd like to hear it. i want you to let me know. i wanna hear the news. i wanna know the good word. i wanna be in the loop.
Hitme1 [9:41 PM]: sorry
Hitme1 [9:41 PM]: if something happens im sure you will find out
Abercrombie115 [9:42 PM]: find out? get the word? someone will tell me? they'll let me know? ill get an e-mail? a fax? a message? a page? a beep? ill hear it on the PA system? snail mail? newspaper? leaflets?
Hitme1 [9:42 PM]: do you think you are cool lol
Abercrombie115 [9:43 PM]: do i think im cool? hip? funky? phat? fly? awesome? sweet? u know what, shut up. cease talking. say no more. zip it. shush. halt. lock it. put a sock in it.
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Abercrombie115: theres this picture of howi
Abercrombie115: howi
Abercrombie115: HOWIE
BSpot2002: lmao
Abercrombie115: BASTARD
Abercrombie115: F*CK YOU
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Frick923: ok Rick what makes u think I am this cow?
Frick923: u say moo to me all the time say my big ass?
Frick923: ?
Abercrombie115: cuz you moo. you have utters. you are white and have black blotches all over you. you fucking WEAR A BELL. farmers milk you. your enemy is the bear. you get shoe'ed. theres a brandish on your ass that signifies your owner.
Abercrombie115: milk, cheese and hamburger are your main food production. people in large hats make a living off roping you. PEOPLE TIP YOU. you live in a barn. you eat hay. you are featured in a hershey's commercial.
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Abercrombie115 [9:33 PM]: what
Big fan Jr 8 [9:34 PM]: y do u hate me plz dont get mad at me
Abercrombie115 [9:34 PM]: i don't
Abercrombie115 [9:34 PM]: u just bother me when i say not to
Big fan Jr 8 [9:34 PM]: ok i thought u hated me
Abercrombie115 [9:34 PM]: you sit there cryin
Abercrombie115 [9:34 PM]: what?
Abercrombie115 [9:34 PM]: whinin?
Abercrombie115 [9:34 PM]: what?
Abercrombie115 [9:34 PM]: pissin?
Abercrombie115 [9:34 PM]: what?
Abercrombie115 [9:34 PM]: moanin?
Big fan Jr 8 [9:34 PM]: ok ok i get it damn
Abercrombie115 [9:36 PM]: you sit up there in your skybox
Big fan Jr 8 [9:36 PM]: huh?
Abercrombie115 [9:36 PM]: im gonna make you a star
Abercrombie115 [9:36 PM]: no im gonna make you a superstar
Abercrombie115 [9:36 PM]: no im gonna make you a super dooper star
Abercrombie115 [9:36 PM]: cuz you're gonna be the star in the movie im making
Big fan Jr 8 [9:36 PM]: what in the world r u talking about
Big fan Jr 8 [9:36 PM]: how what?
Abercrombie115 [9:37 PM]: its called "my name is big fan jr 8 and i'm gettin yelled at for bothering abercrombie115 way too much when he doesnt want me to talk to him"
Big fan Jr 8 [9:50 PM]: awwwwww poor boy
Abercrombie115 [9:50 PM]: what?
Abercrombie115 [9:50 PM]: you wanna do a duet?
Big fan Jr 8 [9:50 PM]: oh yeah whateva
Abercrombie115 [9:50 PM]: ill take you to my *mansion in the skyyy*
Big fan Jr 8 [9:50 PM]: oh yeah y dont u go there
Abercrombie115 [9:50 PM]: whats that mean, you a little funny?
Big fan Jr 8 [9:51 PM]: um no im not stupid
Big fan Jr 8 [9:51 PM]: u r obviously tho if u think i am
Abercrombie115 [9:51 PM]: MRAH, HUHAAAAA let me warm up a little more UH-HEAHAHA, RRRHUAAAAHHAAAA maybe this'll bring back a few memories
Abercrombie115 [9:51 PM]: il catch it midway through
Big fan Jr 8 [9:51 PM]: oh shut up
Abercrombie115 [9:52 PM]: DELTA DAWN WHATS THAT FLOWER YOU HAVE ON. COULD IT BE A FADED ROSE FROM DAYS GONE BAHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Abercrombie115 [9:53 PM]: whats your name?
Big fan Jr 8 [9:53 PM]: OMG
Big fan Jr 8 [9:53 PM]: shut up
Abercrombie115 [9:53 PM]: YOUR NAME IS SHOE MORRIS
Abercrombie115 [9:54 PM]: is that funny?
Abercrombie115 [9:54 PM]: is that
Abercrombie115 [9:54 PM]: humorous?
Big fan Jr 8 [9:54 PM]: nope just stupid oh gee i wonder y mayb cuz u said it
Abercrombie115 [9:55 PM]: HO GOD, OH GOD, *table gets banged* H-OH MY GOD
Big fan Jr 8 [9:56 PM]: SHUT UP UR SOOOOOOO STUPID
Abercrombie115 [9:56 PM]: what?
Abercrombie115 [9:56 PM]: YOUR NAME IS HO MORRIS
Big fan Jr 8 [9:56 PM]: um no
Big fan Jr 8 [9:56 PM]: i think urs is Stu
Big fan Jr 8 [9:57 PM]: Stu Pidass
Abercrombie115 [9:57 PM]: EHN-EH
Abercrombie115 [9:57 PM]: you know what my watch is sayin?
Big fan Jr 8 [9:58 PM]: ur a dumb ass and u need to go and SHUT UP?????
Abercrombie115 [9:58 PM]: i dont know i dont speak spanish
Big fan Jr 8 [9:58 PM]: oh ya haha so funny NOT
Abercrombie115 [9:58 PM]: what?
Abercrombie115 [9:59 PM]: GET OUTTA HERE!
Big fan Jr 8 [9:59 PM]: oh SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Abercrombie115 [10:00 PM]: YOU'RE BEING RUDE!
Big fan Jr 8 [10:00 PM]: thank u sooooo much
Abercrombie115 [10:00 PM]: I FEEL LIKE CRAP!
Big fan Jr 8 [10:01 PM]: well finally u feel like what u r
Abercrombie115 [10:01 PM]: what?
Big fan Jr 8 [10:01 PM]: running behind again?
Abercrombie115 [10:01 PM]: running?
Abercrombie115 [10:01 PM]: what?
Abercrombie115 [10:01 PM]: jogging?
Abercrombie115 [10:01 PM]: what?
Abercrombie115 [10:01 PM]: a brisk walk?
Abercrombie115 [10:02 PM]: EH-EHN
Big fan Jr 8 [10:02 PM]: no u r sooo stupid
Abercrombie115 [10:02 PM]: while i make that decision im gonna go over to the Sonic drive-in
Big fan Jr 8 [10:02 PM]: oh wow that just so nice NOT
Abercrombie115 [10:03 PM]: order a jala-peenya burger, a chicken fried steak sandwich, a chili cheese dog with extra onions, french fires, tater tots, washed it down with one beer, two beers, three beers, a shot of whiskey, a margarita, and a bloody mary... I GOT SOME SAUSAGE, SOME CORN ON THE COB... PUT ON SOME CHAPSTICK... PUT IN SOME CHEWING GUM.
Big fan Jr 8 [10:03 PM]: oh wow that nice NOT
Abercrombie115 [10:03 PM]: what?
Big fan Jr 8 [10:04 PM]: 1 ur not old enough to by brus
Abercrombie115 [10:04 PM]: what?
Abercrombie115 [10:04 PM]: your name is bruce?
Big fan Jr 8 [10:04 PM]: 2 ur just stupid
Big fan Jr 8 [10:04 PM]: um no
Abercrombie115 [10:04 PM]: BRUCE MORRIS!
Big fan Jr 8 [10:04 PM]: SHUT UP
Big fan Jr 8 [10:04 PM]: NO SHUT UP
Big fan Jr 8 [10:05 PM]: assfenctersayswhat
Abercrombie115 [10:05 PM]: what?
Big fan Jr 8 [10:05 PM]: assfentersayswhar
Abercrombie115 [10:05 PM]: whar?
Big fan Jr 8 [10:05 PM]: EXACTLY
Abercrombie115 [10:05 PM]: WHAT?!
Big fan Jr 8 [10:05 PM]: exactly
Abercrombie115 [10:05 PM]: YOU'RE BEING RUDE!
Big fan Jr 8 [10:05 PM]: YEP I KNOW
Big fan Jr 8 [10:06 PM]: GO AWAY
Abercrombie115 [10:06 PM]: GET OUTTA HERE!
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JnrChck [9:05 PM]: ok....what now u r bi?
Your celebrity [9:05 PM]: no
Your celebrity [9:05 PM]: thats what im saying
Your celebrity [9:05 PM]: i like girls
Your celebrity [9:05 PM]: and id rather see b strip than see you strip
Your celebrity [9:05 PM]: sad isnt it
JnrChck [9:06 PM]: no just shocking
JnrChck [9:06 PM]: but i dont care
Your celebrity [9:06 PM]: im talking about you ya know
JnrChck [9:06 PM]: i dont know rick u just r weird
JnrChck [9:06 PM]: yea u rather see b than me
JnrChck [9:06 PM]: WOW
Your celebrity [9:06 PM]: its not my fault you look like you belong on the russian mens weight lifting team
JnrChck [9:06 PM]: what?
Your celebrity [9:06 PM]: YOU F-CKING MAN
JnrChck [9:07 PM]: omg.....whats wrong with u now?
Your celebrity [9:07 PM]: whats wrong with you is the question. i bet you tie little girls to railroad tracks and twirl your mustache
JnrChck [9:07 PM]: no rick
JnrChck [9:07 PM]: why r u acting like this?
Your celebrity [9:07 PM]: sorry there bruce
Your celebrity [9:08 PM]: im gonna not talk to you now
JnrChck [9:08 PM]: why the fuck r u being rude to me?
Your celebrity [9:08 PM]: see ya later sir
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Abercrombie115 [3:02 AM]: YOU'RE BEING RUDE!
Abercrombie115 [3:03 AM]: ANSWER ME DAMMIT!
Ihateskool [3:03 AM]: you've been reported again
Abercrombie115 [3:04 AM]: YOU CANT REPORT ME. I HAVE THE GRAPEFRUITS!
Abercrombie115 [3:04 AM]: REPORT ME AND YOU'LL BE G DOUBLE O N DOUBLE E!
Abercrombie115 [3:04 AM]: I'M A BILLIONAIRE!
Abercrombie115 [3:04 AM]: YOU'RE FIRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEED!!!
Abercrombie115 [3:04 AM]: *kisses you like a mule eating an apple*
The 2nd Member of BX:
"B" aka Brian - His Alias; BSpot2002/BriSpot619
B Spot 2002: well hey... we could always play hide the hooters
BeachBabe1604: huh?
B Spot 2002: yeah hun, it's where I try to fit your whole hooter in my mouth, then you wiggle your arms and go "WHERE'S MAH TIT", and I go "BLBLBLB"
BeachBabe1604: haha
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Missysmom5: bspot you're young enough to be my child
B Spot 2002: and I'm small enough to be your dinner, broad.
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BriSpot619: I love how rap guys talk about how their d-ck's are so big, they limp
BriSpot619: "check the way I limp mami, now don't you want the boy"
BriSpot619: if I see a dude limpin, I think he has a broken ankle
SBirdman9: LMAO! I dunno if I'd want a d-ck THAT big... where would I put it?
BriSpot619: some black girl walks in the Emergency room, or physical therapy room, she's like "OH MA GOD LOOK AT THESE FELLAS"
BriSpot619: Doctor's like "no, they actually have ankle problems"
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Sam: bronchitis sucks
B Spot 2002: lol you said chit...
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B Spot 2002: I have a song for you...
PegLegJoe4ever: continue.....
B Spot 2002: This story is called "I Can't Drive"
B Spot 2002: hit it!
B Spot 2002: *music*
B Spot 2002: Once upon a time! I f-cked a slut in the @ss!
B Spot 2002: She was all over my d-ck!
B Spot 2002: I had to chop my d-ck off!
B Spot 2002: Then I bent over and grabbed my d-ck and shoved it back in the @ss!
B Spot 2002: I can't drive!
B Spot 2002: I can't drive!
B Spot 2002: I can't drive!
B Spot 2002: What do you think so far?
PegLegJoe4ever: NICE!!!!!!!!
B Spot 2002: Second verse! Just like the first! Hit it!
B Spot 2002: For the 2nd time, I f-cked the slut in the @ss
B Spot 2002: She said that I f-cked her boohole into oblivion
B Spot 2002: I loved having sexual intercourse with her!
B Spot 2002: She had multiple orgasms!
B Spot 2002: I can't drive!
B Spot 2002: I can't drive!
B Spot 2002: I can't drive!
B Spot 2002: So whatcha think?
PegLegJoe4ever: good, very good
B Spot 2002: Want the 3rd verse?
PegLegJoe4ever: you know it
B Spot 2002: Say, Ronald Reagan! What the f-ck are you doing in my house?!
B Spot 2002: Get out of here right now!
B Spot 2002: And don't you ever come back!
B Spot 2002: If you ever come back, I will brandish a handgun and shoot the living sh-t out of you!
B Spot 2002: TWO THREE FOUR!
B Spot 2002: I can't drive!
B Spot 2002: I can't drive!
B Spot 2002: I can't drive!
PegLegJoe4ever: I like it......a lot
B Spot 2002: I was hoping you would... That's the theme for my story/movie
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Thrasher: dude, i learned the one note song guitar, it took me 7 hours to learn
B Spot 2002: cool
Thrasher: ummmm it was a joke
Thrasher: the one note song takes like.....one second to learn!!
B Spot 2002: lol i know...
B Spot 2002: I joked about your joke...
B Spot 2002: but you didn't get that I was joking about the joke
Thrasher: but then i countered and joked about the joke u made on my joke
B Spot 2002: ohhh so you were joking about not knowing that I was joking about the joke on your joke
Thrasher: right, and when u made the joke about my original joke i joked about your joke on my first joke
B Spot 2002: unless you're joking about the joke you just made about my joking about your original joke...
Thrasher: nope, if i was joking about my last joke that would be a double joke which would defeat the purpose of me having to tell the original joke which you joked about
B Spot 2002: well, I'm glad we cleared that up.
Thrasher: exactly
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B Spot 2002: hey whats up? What do you like to do? I like to party, that's like all I ever do is party party party especially on the weekends just go to like super madd parties
DuHiMbLoNdE64429: lol, who the hell is this?
B Spot 2002: lol my name is Brian! Although my friends call me "PARTY" cuz like That's all I ever do is party... MADD PARTY TIME FOR ME!!!
DuHiMbLoNdE64429: ohh nicce
DuHiMbLoNdE64429: cool cool
DuHiMbLoNdE64429: whats ur a s l?
B Spot 2002: 17 M Chicago
B Spot 2002: like Party central!!!!!!!!!
DuHiMbLoNdE64429: 17 f ct
B Spot 2002: they call me PARTY BOY BRIAN, cuz all i do is PARRRRRR-TAYYYYYYYY, i party so much, its madd. madd parties. brb i have to PARTY!!
B Spot 2002: we should get together and have a party sometime!
B Spot 2002: Wait... do you like to party?!
DuHiMbLoNdE64429: u seem pretty hiper and shit
DuHiMbLoNdE64429: yea i love to party
DuHiMbLoNdE64429: duhh
B Spot 2002: K... lets play guess the word... a five letter word... THAT BOTH OF US LOVE TO DO!!! WHAT IS IT?!
DuHiMbLoNdE64429: huh'?
B Spot 2002: yeah... think about it... what do you and me both like to do... That has five letters!!!!
B Spot 2002: I'll help you... P_r_y
DuHiMbLoNdE64429: PARTYYYYYYYYY
B Spot 2002: Yeeeeaaaah!
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B Spot 2002: This one time... I was touched by an angel.. Well actually it was this schizophrenic homeless man named Angel
B Spot 2002: anyway...
Halotite: bspot......lmao
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B Spot 2002: FOOF!
Hitmebspears1: dont say that anymore
Hitmebspears1: bad memories
B Spot 2002: FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF FOOF
Hitmebspears1: person i dont want to remember always said that
B Spot 2002: Big Van Vader?
Hitmebspears1: NO
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Abercrombie115: quick gimme an excuse
BriSpot23: diarrhea
Abercrombie115: rbryll [10:43 PM]: how about the beach
Abercrombie115 [10:44 PM]: i cant im having diarrhea tomorrow
Abercrombie115: rbryll [10:44 PM]: what
BriSpot23: nobody argues with diarrhea, cause everyone can relate... Okay not in the future, YOU IDIOT
Abercrombie115: rbryll [10:44 PM]: hahahaha
rbryll [10:44 PM]: your an ass
BriSpot23: god you're retarded
Abercrombie115: lol oh
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Frick923: so there f-ck off
BriSpot23: *fills up your troth*
BriSpot23: Ya freakin Franimal
BriSpot23: If I rub peanut butter on your gums, will you pretend to talk?
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EckoRed336: yo who the f-ck is this
BriSpot23: how ahre you?
EckoRed336: type muchass
BriSpot23: I want to ask you a bunch of questions. I want you to answer them immediately
EckoRed336: f-ck you
BriSpot23: c'mon... don't bullsh-t me
EckoRed336: blow me
BriSpot23: August fourth
EckoRed336: april 1st
BriSpot23: yes
BriSpot23: give me your address
EckoRed336: 69 up your @ss road
BriSpot23: you lack discipline!
EckoRed336: can you discipline me??
BriSpot23: who is your daddy, and what does he do?
EckoRed336: my daddy is in the mob... and he kills little f-cken punks like you
BriSpot23: yeah, August fourth
EckoRed336: why do you keep bring up that date f-cker
BriSpot23: c'mon... don't bullsh-t me.
EckoRed336: holy sh-t your f-cking creative
EckoRed336: why don't you just keep writing the same f-cking thing
EckoRed336: no more stupid comments
BriSpot23: who ahre you?
EckoRed336: do you have a problem typing the word are
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RoxySurfingGirl: he wishes he could have this
BriSpot619: he could if he had a little spare change
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BriSpot619: so what exactly did you wear?
SteveKoolio: flaming shirt, big pimpin furry hat, and a bright green boa
SteveKoolio: and black pants
BriSpot619: wow, that just screams "tie me to a fence in the country and pistol whip me", eh?
SteveKoolio: yes
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BriSpot619: well yeah, your english is a little rusty
BriSpot619: you foreign or something? Are you a f-ckin turk? TELL ME YOU'RE NOT A F-CKIN SWEEDE!
TazDevil308: im french
BriSpot619: oh... Well then... Oui Oui ya paris f-ck, I swear to god I hate the f-ckin French. There's nothing I hate more than a f-ckin French f-ck.
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Frick923: this has been one of the worst times of my life
BriSpot619: aww they closed the sizzler?
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BriSpot619: where do you work again?
Giant122: i am a wrestling cuach
BriSpot619: sascuach?
Giant122: coach
BriSpot619: OH...
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Frick923: it's like ur being all mean to me now
Frick923: u mean a lot to me
Frick923: but u don't seem to think so
Frick923: and u don't take it as seriously as I do
Frick923: so maybe u would be better not talking to me anymore
BriSpot619: fine, you know what...
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Frick923: you f-cking did it again
BriSpot619: FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL FRANIMAL
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Frick923: Brian- honestly do u know how hurt I am and the more u say it the more hurt I am?
BriSpot619: the more I say what?
Frick923: the franimal crap and how u don't take it serioulsy- how I feel about u
BriSpot619: Franimal Branimal?
BriSpot619: or the full name... Franimal MOO Branimal
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Frick923: how could I love someone like u
BriSpot619: because you're a deranged, psychotic Franimal?
*long silence*
BriSpot619: *tips you*
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BriSpot619: LOL
SUPERBUBBLE8686: HAHA
BriSpot619: they put my d-ck in it's own category... called "NIRVANA"
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The 3rd Member of BX: Matt - His Alias; Thrasher 911
Thrasher911: i have a belly button
Placid faerie: umm...that's lovely, hon...so do i
Thrasher911: would u like to touch my belly button?
Placid faerie: suuure
Thrasher911: rock on
Placid faerie: hehe
Thrasher911: so u like rodeos?
Thrasher911: i used to be a rodeo cowboy myself...
Placid faerie: yes sir...
Placid faerie: never been to one...
Placid faerie: well...one...when i was little...but i don't remember much
Placid faerie: i watch them on ESPN all the time, though...haha
Thrasher911: they called me spitshine mcgarniggle
Placid faerie: pardon me?
Thrasher911: spitshine mcgarniggle, that was my rodeo name
Thrasher911: they threw me off the tour though...
Placid faerie: and...why's that?
Thrasher911: well i was feediin the bulls laxatives before they rode
Placid faerie: :-\
Placid faerie: so exactly how old are ya?
Placid faerie: considering you've already been through all this and all...
Thrasher911: well, depends on what state i'm in, i've got quite a few warrants on me....
Thrasher911: in tennessee i'm 37....kentucky i'm 42....texas, 29.....and in virginia i'm 68
Placid faerie: lol
Placid faerie: uh huh...
Placid faerie: well then...i'm 17
Placid faerie: ha
Thrasher911: sounds good to me, i always liked my women....(wait i mean little girls) illegal
Placid faerie: i'm not a little girl :-P
Placid faerie: you're just old
Thrasher911: how do u know that...i've got at least one legal age in every decade
Placid faerie: lol
Thrasher911: u know what scares me?
Placid faerie: what's that?
Thrasher911: drywall fairies
Placid faerie: oh?
Thrasher911: bastards scare the piss outta me, u ever try and take a leak with those things jumpin all over your junk
Placid faerie: nope...i don't have a 'junk'
Thrasher911: ahhh yes....i c
Thrasher911: wanna play finish the sentence?
Placid faerie: sure
Placid faerie: sounds interesting enough
Placid faerie: haha
Thrasher911: okie dokie
Thrasher911: *blank* is the male reproductive organ
Placid faerie: hmm...
Placid faerie: junk
Thrasher911: i'll except that
Thrasher911: k, ur turn
Placid faerie: uhh...
Placid faerie: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ wrote Frankenstein
Thrasher911: mary shelley
Placid faerie: woo hoo
Thrasher911: wait....
Thrasher911: c*ck bruiser
Placid faerie: uhh
Thrasher911: did i get it right?
Placid faerie: no
Placid faerie: loser
Placid faerie: "L"
Thrasher911: ouch, that hurt
Thrasher911: danish c** fluffer!
Placid faerie: :-D